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10 thoughts on “Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed

  1. says:

    I love this book I give it eight out of five stars It is the funniest, most insightful, and most entertaining book ever written The author is clearly a literary genius and a good looking devil, too Everyone should read Smashed It should be required reading in our schools Evil doers should be beaten about the head and shoulders with this book Lovers should read passages of it to each other for foreplay This book prevents tooth decay and eternal damnation It cures cold sores, psoriasis an I love this book I give it eight out of five stars It is the funn...


  2. says:

    Without a doubt, this is the most incredible road trip ever I have never experienced so many strange situations and eccentric characters in the course of one book This author knows what he s doing Not once does the pace lag, and the peculiarities are fresh and endlessly entertaining I am very impressed with Lance Carbuncle s ability to pull this story over the edge without ever crashing A man is in search of his beloved best friend, his dog named Idjit Galoot There are many amusing Without a doubt, this is the most incredible road trip ever I have never experienced so many strange situations and eccentric characters in the course of one book This author knows what he s doing Not once does the pace lag, and the peculiarities are fresh and endlessly entertaining I am very impressed with Lance Carbuncle s ability to pull this story over the edge without ever crashing A man is in search of his beloved best friend, his dog named ...


  3. says:

    It should have been simple enough drive a moving van to Florida WITHOUT wreaking any havoc on the way, BUT when part of your cargo is a taxidermied old dude dressed for every conceivable holiday, you re bound to hit a snag or twoThis was a hilarious, deceptively simple fable about a man struggling to reunite with his best pal.In addition to a heartwarming story, we re also treated to nifty little footnote factoids about turkey vultures, jackalopes and foreskins The book also contains my fa It should have been simple enough drive a moving van to Florida WITHOUT wreaking any havoc on the way, BUT when part...


  4. says:

    The anti hero in Carbuncle s book, SMASHED etc., is a 35 year old metal head who lives in his mother s basement and doesn t work because some drug experiment has rendered him mentally incapable Let the hilarity begin The problem with most comic novels is that they tend to be, well, not funny This isn t the case with SMASHED The main character goes from one ridiculous situation to the next and manages to make it somehow believable The narrative voice is what made this book so enjoyable for The anti hero in Carbuncle s book, SMASHED etc., is a 35 year old metal head who lives in his mother s basement and doesn t work because some drug experiment has rendered him mentally incapable Let the hilarity begin The problem with most comic novels is that they tend to be, well, not funny This isn t the case with SMASHED The main character goes from one ridiculous situation to the next and manages to make it somehow believable The narrative voice is what made this book so enjoyable for me In his travels from Ohio to Florida, his descriptions of the ...


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    This is a hilarious debute novel about a 30 something year old guy, messed up from years of drug use, who lives at home with his mom, his catarac inflicted, nose repelling, lumpy bodied basset hound, and his stuffed Daddy, and the amazingly action packed road trip he embarks upon.Madness Mayhem Hitchhiking Christian Terrorists Crazy Pedros An exploding sombrero Ziplocked frozen poo A Clubfoot musician who never stops playing his guitar And his faithful dog Idjit, relaying important inform This is a hilarious debute novel about a 30 something year old guy, messed up from years of drug use, who lives at home with his mom, his catarac inflicted, nose repelling, lumpy bodied basset hound, and his stuffed Daddy, and the amazingly action packed road trip he embarks upon.Madness Mayhem Hitchhiking Christian Terrorists Crazy Pedros An exploding sombrero Ziplocked frozen poo A Clubfoot musician who never stops playing his guitar And his faithful dog Idjit, relaying important information to him through his dreams Not to mention a reference to Shaun of the Dead.my all tim...


  6. says:

    That waswild Lance Carbuncle s newest audibook is a Gonzoesque, Jodorowskian surreal road novel that stretches all the way to Florida, otherwise known as the butt end of America More important, part of this story is about the meaning that pets take in lonely people s lives The narrator of this book with a title too long to be repeated is a middle aged metalhead living on disabilities because of an MDMA trip turned bad and seeks human contact beyond his mother s with an intensity so despa That waswild Lance Carbuncle s newest audibook is a Gonzoesque, Jodorowskian surreal road novel that stretches all the way to Florida, otherwise known as the butt end of America More important, part of this story is about the meaning that pets take in lonely people s lives The narrator o...


  7. says:

    Usually I don t like books containing i dreams, ii pets and iii talking animals So why four stars and not the minus three stars it deserves according to these rules Because i the pet only appears in dreams, ii the pet sometimes speaks in a scottish accent and iii for the first time ...


  8. says:

    Lance Carbuncle s lunatic genius is on brilliant display in this book, which has one of my favourite covers ever My kids also really enjoyed my pantomime explanation of what spewed meant thanks, Lance Bassett Hound Idjit Galoot my husband s new nickname, BTW has run off right when his owner has packed up to move to Florida Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed is the story of the owner s quest to find his beloved dog.And what a quest it is along the way he encou Lance Carbuncle s lunatic genius is on brilliant display in this book, which has one of my favourite covers ever My kids also really enjoyed my pantomime explanation of what spewed meant thanks, Lance Bassett Hound Idjit Galoot my husband s new nickname, BTW has run off right when his owner has packed up to move to Florida Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed is the story of the owner s quest to find his beloved dog.And what a quest it is along the way he encounters the craziest assortment of characters you would ever hope to meet between the covers of a book, in...


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    It s the timeless story of a man and his relationship with his mutt however, along the way, the protagonist must deal with the likes of Florida Spunk Ape an ape with a massive erection , Christian terrorists, a hurricane, the not so righteous hand of the law, and his own withering spirit.The book mixes the outrageous and the irreverent with humorous low brow stuff so masterful and nuanced it ends up doing handstand and becoming highbrow no joke, the book manages to weave the vile, disturbed, It s the timeless story of a man and his relationship with his mutt however, along the way, the protagonist must deal with the likes of Florida Spunk Ape an ape with a massive erection , Christian terrorists, a hurricane, the not so righteous hand of the law, and his own withering spirit.The book mixes the outrageous and the irreverent with humorous low brow stuff so masterful a...


  10. says:

    Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed is the most surreal, humorously disgusting book I have read this year, and that s saying a lot since I read about a lot of government conspiracies Carbuncle does such a good job with the oddly fascinating South of the Border that by the middle of the book I was aching to be a Pablo It was riveting...


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